Wednesday, December 12, 2012

The Vanderbilt Breakfast Club




Dear Mr. Vernon, We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. What we did *was* wrong. But we think you're crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. What do you care? You see us as you want to see us - in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. You see us as a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess and a criminal. Correct? That's the way we saw each other at 7:00 this morning. We were brainwashed. 



Thank you, John Hughes, for your timeless words. A legendary screenwriter, producer and director, and an icon of the 1980s, his word still ring true about the power of stereotypes, of “simplest terms” and “convenient definitions.” We may not read physical newspapers, we have laptops instead of PCs and David Bowie is the guy who judged the walk-off in Zoolander, but I know millenials can still relate. From the perspective of older generations, we are categorized, defined, classified, tagged. Dividing people into schema is something we all do for things that are unfamiliar – our brains would be on overload if we didn’t. But today, the Mr. Vernon’s of the world are fascinated with the idea of labeling the millennial generation - as much if not more than those fascinated with the teens of the 1980s, which was the first “me” generation. Today, I see journalists, pop culture analysts and marketing consultants constantly analyzing the power of the millenials.

I too wanted to analyze the power of the millenials, so I put on my John Hughes glasses and looked through (what would be now considered hipster) lenses. In his films, he allowed audiences to delight in and debunk stereotypes, which is exactly what I wanted to do in my blog called Bursting the Vandy Bubble, in which I would take a stereotype and break it down by interviewing someone I wouldn’t normally meet. In other words, I picked my own Breakfast Club. I have always loved digging deeper into someone’s life story, figuring out what they are all about, pulling a John Hughes on them, if you will. Like the categorized 80s high schoolers, I selected a few millenial stereotypes that are doled out at my own school, Vanderbilt University: the socialite, the student government representative, the athlete, the actor and the inner city girl. In interviewing my peers, by having a Breakfast Club kind of moment with them, I would discover that they were more than just the stereotype that had been prescribed to them the modern Mr. Vernon’s.

I could have described these individuals that I interviewed in the “simplest terms, the most convenient definitions”, but I knew that would just add to the insufficient body of evidence attempting to describe my generation. As a senior on the verge of entering the real world, I wanted to know more about these people who were coming of age with me. At Vanderbilt, the phrase “the Vandy bubble” describes the tendency to ignore life outside of our socially and somewhat physically restricted campus, but I think I put myself in somewhat of a personal Vandy bubble too by not stretching my social circles to those unlike me. Through my interviews with my selected modern day Breakfast Clubbers, I wanted to burst the bubble on my generation and my school – and as it turns out, myself.

#privateuniversity


But why, you ask, would a bubble need to be burst in the first place? Well, the Mr. Vernon’s today come in the form of fellow millenials, businesses and bloggers who all aim to one-size-fits-all-icize millenials. 

Unlike yours truly, some millenials embrace the stereotypes and build them up: blogs like Betches Love This and Bro Bible take the “mean girl” and the “asshole dude” characters to a ridiculous albeit comical level. They tread the fine line between the comical self-awareness of the characters they’ve embodied (the Head Betches who write about all things betchy and the bros who cover life, girls, sports and college) and perpetuating negative stereotypes.  

 

Perhaps some marketing schemers think that all millenials fall into these easy categories perpetuated by betches and bros; therefore marketing to these stereotypes must be as easy as coming up with a few choice adjectives to explain an entire generation. According to millennialmarketing.com, “To Engage Millennials, Be Meaningful, Quick, and Shiny!” Um, what?

 

 


 

 

(Thanks, Millenial Marketing. Maybe I’ll download your eBook; I hope it includes a chapter on glitter, sparkles and lamé. Lord knows that’s what the kids want these days.)

Howard Fineman isn’t much better at lending a sense of individualism to the millenial generation. In his commencement address to Colgate’s class of 2011, he didn’t highlight one particular stereotype, but indicates that the thing that separates us from other generations is paramount to anything else about us: technology.

“You have grown up in and with the digital world. When you were in grade school, the following things did not exist, or barely existed: iTunes, smartphones, iPads, Google, Wikipedia, Skype, eBay, Flickr, Craigslist, You Tube, Facebook, Twitter, FourSquare -- in other words, your whole existence.”

Our “whole existence,” Mr. Fineman? Don’t get me wrong, I love technology as much as my fellow Vanderbilt Breakfast Clubbers, but through the people that I have met in my time at Vanderbilt, and in writing this blog, I know I have proved that we are so much more than Apple product addicts.

Andrew Sullivan recently did a piece that is the Internet cousin of my blog.  He actually lets millenials speak for themselves in a recent series called “Letters from Millenial Voters” in which students and young professionals write about the reasoning behind their political affiliation. Finally, a sense of why the millenials decided the last election: we are not just stereotyped betches or bros, attracted to shiny things, walking around with an iPhone glued to the palm of our hands. We are more than statistics or survey questions, more than SAT scores and more than the collective hours we spend on Facebook. (Without a doubt, a lot.)

I found that sense of more in each of the interviews that I conducted with the socialite, the student government representative, the athlete, the actor and the inner city girl. Every single one of them came to Vanderbilt with a different story.  As we talked and I reflected on our conversations, I could see the disintegration of the generational stereotypes that the Mr. Vernon’s, Betches, Bros, Millenial Marketers and Howard Finemans had assigned. Furthermore, I could see and hear the longstanding Vanderbilt reputation being chipped away.

People think that Vanderbilt is a school full of stuck up brats who take the opportunity to go to a prestigious school for granted. (There are absolutely people like that, but my issue is with the idea that the public thinks we’re all like that.) A reputation of an institution, while sometimes valid, is often no more than a stereotype applied to a lot of people – which is debatably worse than a stereotyping one person because you’re implicating an entire group. Even though each of them described the ways in which Vanderbilt does have a stereotype, the Vanderbilt Breakfast Club agreed that the university is slowly but surely distancing itself from the WASPy student body of yesteryear.

The diversity of the Vanderbilt Breakfast Club made a wonderful jumping off point for conversations, and our chats ranged from socializing to Darth Vader to community service. We were never without something to talk about because they all had such varied backgrounds. They hail from Orlando, FL, Geneva, OH, Atlanta, GA, Austin, TX and South Bronx, NY, and major in a variety of studies including Spanish, Religious Studies, Human and Organizational Development and Public Policy. All of them have different career aspirations, from social work to PR to entrepreneurship to international relations to simply “abundance” from our student government rep. Different schedules, different families, different political beliefs, different hobbies, different organizational pursuits, different socioeconomic backgrounds. This group was a cornucopia of talents and pursuits – and I have to think that if I had selected other students who don stereotypical label (the frat guy, the engineering nerd, the band geek, the hipster, the rock star, the good girl, the list goes on), I would have encountered just as diverse perspectives and experiences.

So in saying that “everyone” in the millenial generation is an iPhone-toting Facebook-robot, you would be wrong. To everyone who says that “every” Vanderbilt student is a bratty white kid with a credit card, you would be wrong. There were definitely parts about each interviewee that fit into the stereotype – which is why they had it in the first place. The athlete is an up and coming SEC football star, the socialite parties at frat houses and bars, the inner city girl comes from an urban neighborhood, the student government guy ran for student body president and the actor is progressing into improv comedy.  

Stereotypes do come from something true but they are oversimplified. They fall short in a number of ways, as evidenced by the bevy of individuals I have formed relationships with through this series of interviews.  The Vanderbilt Breakfast Clubbers are real people, not just cookie cutter characteristics. Like Andrew Sullivan, the media needs to give individuals the chance to tell their own story, because you can’t understand what someone is all about without the chance to hear it from their perspective. You have to spend a little time in Saturday detention before you can form a judgment about them.


(Don’t say no to cookies, just cookie cutters.)

Ok, so for all of the griping that I’ve done about being the next John Hughes (I wish), my own generation perpetuating our own stereotypes, other generations stereotyping us, and stupid marketing schemes, I have to say: there is something to be said about a generation having a common thread. It doesn’t necessarily have to be as simple as “we are the technology generation” although that is partly true. The Pew Research Center sums it up nicely:

We know we can never completely disentangle the multiple reasons that generations differ. At any given moment in time, age group differences can be the result of three overlapping processes: 1) Life cycle effects. Young people may be different from older people today, but they may well become more like them tomorrow, once they themselves age. 2) Period effects. Major events (wars; social movements; economic downturns; medical, scientific or technological breakthroughs) affect all age groups simultaneously, but the degree of impact may differ according to where people are located in the life cycle. 3) Cohort effects. Period events and trends often leave a particularly deep impression on young adults because they are still developing their core values; these imprints stay with them as they move through their life cycle.

So the technology boom, September 11, the war on terror, the economic downturn, President Obama’s election will all tie us together in some way, and all of my ramblings and musings and opinions may be linked in some way to those collective experiences. But again, I still don’t think that any one collective experience is the defining way to link us.

It’s more the awareness that my generation has of one another and the world. We have been called a “me” generation, like the kids growing up in the 1980s, but I would argue the opposite. Every single one of my Breakfast club –the socialite, the student government representative, the athlete, the actor and the inner city girl – all talked about a desire to help people and improve the communities and world around them. Despite the different ways they wanted to do that, despite their different views of the world, they all acknowledged a sense of humanity and their place in improving it. We’re not living in some la-la land though: the recognition of their place in improving the world indicates an awareness of its imperfection – and their own imperfection at that. They all talked about faults, doubts and expressed concern what the future might hold.  Yet in uncovering all of this, I proved that there is a heart and soul to the individuals of my generation, and of Vanderbilt, not to be defined by stereotypes.

The athlete is a tireless worker with two brothers. The socialite wants to work for a non-profit college admissions company. The inner city girl would do anything for her family. The actor spends his spring breaks doing community service in Latin America. The student government guy is president of the Asian American Students Club (he is decidedly white). All of these things I would have never known about them, I now see as part of who they are, not just who everyone thinks they are.

Furthermore, I realized that I see myself in all of these uncovered details that I discovered when talking to them. I am a hard working family girl who loves community service, and while I’m not president of the Asian American Student Club, I love learning about cultures that are not my own. Without hearing the firsthand stories of these “stereotypes,” I never would have found out who they are – nor found out a bit of where I fit in to this generation.

A confession: I am terrified to graduate from college. But after slowly piecing together my blog, I slowly pieced together my confidence. I now realize that individuals of my generation who are so different than me have the same awareness of the world around them. I am scared to leave Vanderbilt, but knowing that I have the ability to form opinions about people after I get to know them is heartening. I don’t feel that sense of foreboding separation as much as I once did, because I know that if I just sit down and ask someone about themselves, there will be more than likely something that connects us because we care about our peers, our community and our world.

Dear Mr. Vernons of 2012,
We accept the fact that we had to sacrifice our identities for whatever it is we did wrong, but we think you're crazy for stereotyping millenials and trying to write essays about who you think we are. You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out, is that each one of us is a socialite,
and a student government rep,
and an athlete,
an actor,
and an inner city girl.

Does that answer your question?

Sincerely yours,

The Vanderbilt Breakfast Club.

 

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

The Inner City girl


“I feel like I can take anything right now.” The thick New York accent charges through the words like an Olympic sprinter.  “After four years of this, anything you throw my way, I’m like, I got this. I’m not going to complain that I don’t have what they have, ‘cause everyone has a different calling and plan. I’m the type of person that’s not going to give up. I’m going to help kids that come from the same type of environment as me. And I want to help them get to the top.”

Meet Miladys Perez from South Bronx, New York. If you’re used to a Southern drawl, don’t count on catching every word from this fast-talking city girl. But do count on catching the fever of whatever she happens to be talking about a mile a minute – Miladys has mastered the art of engaging conversation and drawing you in simultaneously with a no-nonsense attitude and a genuine smile. In typical city girl fashion, she’ll shoot it to your straight, but you always get the feeling that this girl is in your corner. (Although anyone who decides to wrong her family in any way – you’ve been warned.)

Miladys, a Religious Studies major and Director of McTyerie International House, brings a flavor to the Vanderbilt student body that is not only bold, but likely caffeinated. Our conversation lasted almost twice as long as any other Bursting the Vandy Bubble interview, and our range of topics ran the gamut, from her experience growing up in a low-income neighborhood to her culture shock in coming to Vanderbilt.

Miladys plans to go back to South Bronx and become a social worker, helping children in foster care and recent immigrants. “When you come from a neighborhood like mine, you need someone who grew up in this,” she explains. “I want to go back and help my community. I was raised by my mom to never forget where you came from.”

Forgetting where you came from would be difficult when you’re constantly reminded that your current situation is about as different as, well, New York and Nashville.  She recalls her experience in the first few months of at Vanderbilt: “The work wasn’t that hard at first. Like, I thought ‘if I focus I can do this,” she says. “But it’s intimidating to speak up in class. I didn’t know I had an accent ‘til I got here,” she laughs. “And sometimes they don’t take you seriously. But I can’t brush [my accent] up. If I do, it doesn’t flow as nicely.” (Personally, I would be devastated if Miladys tried to get rid of her accent.)

Her culture shock in coming to Vanderbilt was made slightly easier by a group of students who were also a part of her scholarship program, Posse. The Posse Foundation was created after the founder saw too many inner-city students drop out of college–including one who said he would have succeeded if only he’d had his “posse” with him for support. It’s the leading college access program in the country, sending more than 1,800 inner-city students to college. Vanderbilt was the first university to partner with Posse, beginning in 1989 when it brought five students from New York City to Nashville on full-tuition scholarships. Today Posse has 28 university and college partners and draws students from Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles, New York and Washington, D.C.

“We support one another. But they say ‘we want you to branch out, meet new people,’” Miladys reflects. But she says it’s not only inner city kids on the New York Posse scholarship that came to Vanderbilt: “Not everyone in the group is of the same socioeconomic status.  It’s a range, because it’s just people from the same city. It has nothing to do with financial need. Some people were already used to some of the Vanderbilt culture, like ‘oh you wear that, I shop there’, stuff like that.’”

She notices things about Vanderbilt that had never been a part of her life in New York. They range from the superficial:

“Girls say things like ‘I have to go on a diet because formal is coming up’ and these are things I had never heard before,” she says incredulously.  “And I didn’t understand Greek life because I’m first generation to go to college and I’m like why do you feel that you need to prove to something to some guy, or how you dress, all these materialistic things that at the end of the day, I’m like, that doesn’t define you.”

To the substantive:

“So one of the biggest things at Vanderbilt that I couldn’t stand was how it’s so polarized,” she says. “You’re white or black and everything in between has to find a side and I think a lot of that comes from how much money you make. It’s just like if you’re considered a minority, but you have a lot of money, you can probably stick on the white side….But it’s very two sided and you just have to pick whatever floats your boat.”

So where does Miladys think that we fall in terms of our generation? Is our generation as materialistic and image-conscious as the Vanderbilt population or is that just us being bubble boys and bubble girls?

“I feel like Vanderbilt students are pretty apathetic,” she says matter-of-factly. “They generally don’t really care for the greater cause. They feel like if they electronically sign a petition, they’ve saved the day. You know what I mean? Or that they bought a pair of Tom’s.” She pauses. “I mean, those things are great but it doesn’t show you the bigger picture. We make it too easy for people to feel good about themselves. Not that these things don’t help, because they do, but on a larger scale, I don’t feel like it does as much as it could.”

Furthermore, she thinks Vanderbilt can make strides in the field of diversity:

“I feel like there is a lot of geographic diversity and socioeconomic diversity and ethnic diversity. But they have a lot of people who are coming who live just outside of a city,” she reasons. When I look at her quizzically, she explains:  “Regardless of your ethnic background, growing up in the suburbs has a very similar experience. Vanderbilt doesn’t recruit on the south side of Chicago, or Compton or the bad parts of Miami or even where I’m from. They say they have people from all these cities, but are they really from the cities? They recruit in New York City all the time but they recruit at the specialized high schools, which makes sense because you have the best and the brightest there but I went to school with some really bright kids too. They just get overlooked because historically places like Vanderbilt don’t recruit in those areas.”

She considers her statement: “So I guess I just feel like they are diverse but it’s a work in progress.”

Regardless of the issues she feels Vanderbilt faces, Miladys is happy she attended school here. At the end of the day, though, her Nashville stint was just temporary, and the New York girl is heading home after graduation in May.

“Like, I tell people in the Vanderbilt community that I thank God for the opportunity to come here because I probably would not have come to college if I hadn’t come here. I got a full ride, I can’t complain. But at the same time, I do miss home. Home is where it’s at,” she laughs. Then suddenly, more serious than I’ve seen her yet: “In the Latino community, family is above everything. You never put anything in front of family. But I came to school so I can go back and work.”

She has a smile in her eyes, but determination in her voice as we wrapped our conversation, and we returned to her passion: the kids of her neighborhood. Her words flew at breakneck pace and I wanted to hang on to each one. “The kids that I’ll work with…if they want to be doctors and lawyers I need to be that middle man trying to help them. People who go into this need to have passion because they are over worked – they are overworked and underpaid. I feel like this experience here, crunching down, getting my work done, losing sleep, it will help me when I go into the field. If I have 60 cases and they need to get done, they’ll get done and they’ll get done well. So I definitely think Vanderbilt prepares you to bring your A game.”

Bring it, Miladys. We’ve been privileged to have you on loan in Nashville for four years. South Bronx can’t wait much longer for you to return.


Thursday, November 15, 2012

The Theater Philanthropist




Most people who act or perform in an improv comedy group think it’s all about them. They love the spotlight and quiver at the fear of being behind the curtain, or worse – an understudy.

However, Austin native Duncan Hall knows that it’s not all about him. In addition to being involved in Vanderbilt Theatre and Tongue N Cheek improv comedy group, he volunteers with the service group Manna, in which student take service trips to countries in Central and South America over spring break. As a Public Policy major and Spanish minor, he wants to work as an ambassador or diplomat to a developing Spanish-speaking country.

Over the course of several discussions (the first three attempts didn’t record), we chatted about what Vanderbilt students value, where they fit in our generation and where Duncan sees himself in the coming years. 

Sunday, November 11, 2012

Millenials React on Facebook to the Election




A picture may be worth a thousand words, but these days, everyone is hoping their facebook status is worth a thousand likes.

I was and am absolutely fascinated by the facebook statuses posted after the election Tuesday night. The range in opinion, misinformation, wild accusations and actual thought provoking insights is vast, particularly among the millenial generation. The majority of my friends on Facebook are close to my age, so by just scrolling through my newsfeed this morning, I was able to do a little detective work during is an activity I do multiple (dozens??) times a day anyway.

In other mediated platforms like television or radio, it’s often the most extreme voices that are heard. However, on facebook, twitter and blogs, even those more moderately-minded have a place to state (type) their opinion. Facebook statuses are are microblogs with a captive audience (One might even call it a hostage situation.) Millenials choose the blogs and twitter accounts we follow, but it’s harder to choose your friends on facebook. Social implications abound when you ignore or unfriend someone on facebook, so if a Facebook friend is into political ranting and their opinion comes up on your newsfeed, there’s no where to run. I am of the camp to just keep scrolling and keep my opinions to myself, but most of my generation took to their keyboards when they saw the status explosion.

 Many of them indicated that they were sick of bipartisanship and ready to focus on the future as Americans, not political parties. 




Others were just sick of the complaining:



Matt and his commenters did an excellent job of mocking the predictable content of the statuses:



There were the excited supporters of President Obama:

 


And the disappointed (and sometimes vulgar, I found) supporters of Governor Romney





And those who had other, more pressing matters on their minds:





However, there was one status in particular that I wanted to sing “Amen” to. I felt that was the most thought provoking and I was actually appreciative of its lack of inciting words:



 The colorful commentary from his mother indicated that engaging in the political debate is not something that Steven typically does, but I think he makes an excellent point. So many issues are wrapped up into the platform of one candidate that it’s difficult to separate your personal opinion on the individual running and how you predict they will handle the problems facing the nation. The words “fiscally conservative, but socially liberal” are becoming a little cliché around Vanderbilt’s campus, but I feel like they have a point. Steven may have only received two likes for his comment (ad a comment from his mom), but that just goes to show that my theory about the loud voices is certainly disprovable. Extreme voices are often the most heard on TV and radio, and the extreme statuses are often the most seen on Facebook. As differently our news functions today as a result of social networking and blogging have brought about, I guess some things never change.

The Athlete




A day in the life of a Vandy football stud:

7:45-8:00 am: Awake. Kind of.
8:00-9:00 am: Class. (It’s worth noting that very few people in Vandyland have voluntarily submitted themselves to the torture of an 8 am class.)
9:00-10:00 am: Breakfast with some teammates.
10:00-11:00 am: Nap time! (Again, most Vanderbilt student are waking up around this time.)
11:00 am: Awake. Kind of.
11:03 am- 12:00 pm: Second class.
12:00-1:00 pm: Lunch.
1:00-2:00 pm: Nap time!
2:00-2:15 pm: Awake. Kind of.
2:15-7:00 pm: Football. Gets dressed, small meeting, big meeting, practice, gets undressed. (Vanderbabes everywhere swoon.)
7:00-8:15: Dinner.
8:15-“Late”: Spending time with friends, TV, videogames, homework.
“Late”: Bedtime.

(Special circumstances that would alter the last part of his daily schedule: a paper or a test the next day, in which he would not sleep, or a night out with friends, in which he would sleep very little.)

So before 2 pm, Vanderbilt wide receiver Chris Boyd has the schedule of an exhausted preschooler, from 2pm-8pm, that of a professional athlete and from 8 pm on, a hard-working yet social college student. The up and downs would be enough to push anyone to the edge, but Chris keeps himself sane by focusing on his school work, keeping ahead of the competition, and his opportunity to go to a school like Vanderbilt.

Chris majors in Human and Organizational Development on the Leadership and Organizational Effectiveness Track. Often referred to as the “coloring major” because of some professors’ propensities for making charts about feelings, HOD is mocked for being the easiest major on campus. It is also the most popular.  

Chris seems to be focused on the utility of the HOD major, though – knowing how individuals, small groups and large organizations function and interact. Furthermore, his track, LOE, consists of classes like Leadership Theory and Practice, in which Chris clearly does more than color. “I like HOD because there’s not really a right or wrong answer, but you can show how you would lead or organize,” he says. “There’s lots of leadership development that I think I can use a lot on the field and when I’m doing school stuff,” Chris says.

When asked what he wanted to do next year, Chris says, “I’m not really sure. I’d like to play football at the next level. But if I don’t, I’d like to be an entrepreneur, or in a business of some sort, maybe with fashion or something in that industry, but I’m not 100% sure.” He smiles. “Even though it’s a long shot, I just want to be a boss, to make my rules and lead others.”

Anchor down y'all.
Hailing from Roswell, GA, the wide receiver has an older brother and a younger brother, both of whom are 19 months apart from him. All three play college football. (That poor mother, I thought to myself. Chris responded to my subconscious saying, “Yea, my mom gave up on girls after that.”)

Their father raised the three boys to value leadership and hard work. He would frequently take them to work with him and insisted that they could have what they wanted as long as they set their mind to it. “He would reward us for doing little jobs,” Christ reflects. “Hard work was instilled in my mind. I want to have success like he did.”

Does he feel the pressure to go into business like his father? “Of I course I want to exceed what he’s done,” Chris says. “We’re all really competitive, we want to be ‘that guy.’ But it’s good because we all push each other.”

He fits right in with the academic competition at Vanderbilt, although he thinks his fellow students perceive him in a certain way. “I think people see me and people say I’m not here for the same reason they are, but I came here for the academic reasons too,” he reflects. “There’s life after football. I don’t want people to see me as just the jock football guy.”

At the same time, though, the millennial paradox of setting oneself apart and fulfilling expectations arises. Right now, Chris struggles with something very few students have to deal with: the decision to finish college as his parents, grandparents and older brother did – or to pursue football professionally. He redshirted freshman year and is considering a change. (For those who are athletically illiterate, he forewent playing time freshman year to extend his four years of eligibility in the NCAA.) 

“I’m junior in school, but after next season, I’ll still have another season of football,” he says. “I feel like I’ve come so far, so I’d like to stay and finish but with an opportunity to play professionally, it’s hard.”

However, despite the excitement of playing professionally, Chris reflects our generation in that he realizes the value of his education.

“The thing that gets me going is that I have opportunity in front of me that a lot of people don’t,” he says. “With a Vanderbilt degree, I feel confident. Vanderbilt is one of the best schools in the country and best conference in the country. As bad as waking up and all of the work is sometimes, there are people who can’t come to a school like this.  I want to bust my ass now so I reap the benefits when I’m older.”

Busting his ass indeed. Chris makes having a social life, academic success and athletic prowess seem like a walk in the park – but if you dig a little deeper, it’s more of a sprint than a stroll.